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Mahajan: tumi dekhchhi onko ekebarei jano na.Ĭhhele:”ami onko jani,kintu apni amar babake janen na….:P Tar 10% suder rate e 1 bochhor e koto hoy? Mahajan:”tomar baba amr kachh theke 5000 taka dhaar niechhe “ja chinta koris na, riksha niye bari ja,Įk mahajna ek kanjus er bari gelo taka ushul korte. Ram:”ei shyam,amai amar money bag barite rekhe esechhi, amay 1000 taka dhaar dite parbi?” Surjo er dike dekhiye bollo: ota dekhte pachhis?īaba:tobe re beta! Aar kotodur dekhte chaas tui?!! Takawala lokjon experienced loker kachhe jay.Ĭhhele: baba, amake choshma kine dao, ami durer jinis kichhu dekhte pai na! Kintu ekhon matro 30 jon chor baki achhe. Secrtary: “na sir, ota amader investment crash howar sound chhilo” Hey, sobsomoy mone rakhte murkhoami chhara, gyan thakte pare na, ugliness chhara, beauty thakte pare na.tai bolchhi …. Suor: chho! Amake sudhu ektu kashte hoy,tatei gota duniya bhoy e kepe otheĪmi tomay sudhu etuku I bolte chai je, tumi amar khub priyo bondhu.tumi kadle,ami kadi, tumi hasle, ami hasi….tumi jokhon janala diye jhaap dao,ami niche dekhi, abar Hathi: amar awaz sune jungle er sobai bhoy pay.īagh: amar gorjon e boner sob jontu kepe othe! Munnabhai: jodi toke kukur kamray jetar daant nei, tui ki korbi?Įkta hathi, bagh ar suor ekdin kotha bolchilo nijeder moddhye. “apnar jonno ekta bhalo arekta kharap khobor achhe.īhalo khobor holo je apnar je paa ta kharap chhilo ota thik hoye gechhe.Īar kharap khobor holo apnar je paa ta bhalo chhilo ota amar operation e kharap hoe gechhe.ī: sotty tomar chhele sonay sohaga.ta boyosh koto tomar chheler? Meyerao aajkal bhalobasa dekhe biye korchhe!!Ģjon lok ek uchu barir chhad theke laaf dichheġst: eta amar 50th jump, ami recordholder.Ģnd: eta amar 1st jump, ami ekjon shareholder. Wife: hey bhogoban e kemno loker sathe biye holo amar! Husband : ki khabar baniyechho? Gobar er moto khete lagchhe!! …………… amar maa aar baba er biyer din aar somoy ekebare same!! Teacher: kew bolte parbe kakotaliyo er ekta example? Ram: kibhabe ami amar baba ke bolbo je ami ebar o fail korechhi? Sara bochhor roj 3 ghonta power cut kore tar jonmodin palon kori. Kintu amra indian ra aro beshi honour dekhanor jonno USA te proti bochhor Edison er jonmodin upolokkhe 2 min load shedding hoy. Maa mosh jigges korlo: kemon laglo bachha?īachha mosh bollo: darun laglo, maa, sobai amar jonno hat tali dichhilo! Ram:chhai bhalo! Lekha chhe made in Japan aar chalale bolchhe,Įk bachha mosha tar prothom uraan bhore ghore firlo. Ram:are dada, apni apnar auto er chaka keno khulchen?!ĭekhchhen an lekha achhe ‘parking only for 2 wheelers’!!ĭokandar:kothya thokalam apnake! Bhalo radio i to diechhi! Woman:amar husband bazar e alu kinte gechhiloĥ din hoye gelo, ekhono fereni! Plz kichhu korun!Įtokkhon apni onno kichhu to ranna korte parten! Guide: ota tipu sultan er chhotobelar konkal. Tourist: ar oi paashe oi chhoto konkal ta kar? Rater jonmo na hole cilona chader proyojon Diner jonmo na hole hotona prithibir ato ayojon valobasar jonmo na hole hotona jiboner agomon.1st: ei janis to amar dictionary te na osombob bole kono kotha nei!Įi jonnei bolechilam dekhe sune dictionary keno!Ĭhhele:baba, janoto aaj class e mam ekta question korechilo jar ans sudhu ami dite perechhi!īaba:ei to amar sona chhele. kal rate tomar VODA off silo keno, try korlam dhuklo na. Ei muhurte apner kangkhito VODAY songjog deoa somvob hossena. Jodi Banglardesh-a VODAFONE asto, tahole sobai ki bolto? VODAY dhuktasena. Modhu khai.pukur shoman voda amar keo pabe na thai.'Ĭhudesì suej khal.aro chudesi jomuna nodi.tui kon cheter bal?








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